I Had A Dream

I came back to my room from a one hour morning lecture, set my alarm to 11:15am then collapsed on my bed. Then, the bizarre occurred...

11:15am, my alarm rang, I looked at the time, then pushed that all so satisfying snooze button and went back to sleep.

11:20am, alarm rang again, this time, through reflex I hit the snooze button again, and thought no more about it.

11:25am, alarm rang again, this time I decided it was about time I woke up, with great reluctance I hit the stop button. I sat up on my bed, closed my eyes, and thought that it wouldn't hurt to sleep a few more minutes, then went back to sleep.

At some unknown time, I knew that I had overslept, the line of thought that went through my mind in those few seconds were something like this:

"You should just continue to sleep, its just a one hour physics lecture anyway, read the notes by yourself, you won't get to learn much if you reach there late anyway."

"No, if you do that you would set a precedence to miss more lectures, and you would never find time to read through the notes, just go, wake up."

"Sigh, if only I hadn't pressed that stop button, things would've been much easier..."

And then I woke up. Grabbed my clock to have a look, 10:36am.

Was it a dream ? Did my half-conscious mind and deep regret just combined to present me a little glimpse of what I am capable of ? Did I just subconsciously unlocked my talents for time travelling ? Could this be the prelude to much bigger events that are about to come ?

A Short Message

Dear readers,

I regret deeply that, due to foreseen circumstances, I did not update my blog for quite some time. But just to let you know, I've been working on a draft of a story, too bad that would not be out for public scrutiny anytime soon, though I hope to get it done as soon as possible, don't expect much, my laziness has never failed me yet.

Now, I'm just posting this for the sake of posting something, but I sincerely hope you've enjoyed this short post, which is as usual, meaningless, yet full of thought.

Lastly, whatever you're doing, wherever you are, may good fortunes always be with you. And when you're feeling gloomy, do come and let this blog cheer you up =)

With love,
Shandy.

P/S: I write whatever I want. After all, this is my blog, you're not obligated to read it, kthxtata. Just felt like writing something. Kay really bye now. Bye.

Lied

Dear Readers,

If I told you I don't need you, I lied.
But if I told you I miss you, I lied too.

When I say I think I'm useless, I'm not lying.
When I say you have so many better qualities than me, I'm not lying too.

If I told you I'm just a cold blooded emotionless person. I lied.

But I'm never a good liar, when I lie, it's as if I'm telling you I never lie.
I'd say I like what I'm writing, but I'd be lying.
I'd say I think I used too many Is, and I wouldn't be lying.

And when I write here that I'm writing this because I have nothing better to do, I'd be damned if I say I did not lie.

And if I say I don't have a whole lot of tutorials to do. You know what.

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Edited:
"How you know ? Maybe he bluff you ?" - Collins Santha

Dum

You see, normally, when I send emails for official purposes, like chasing Dell to get me my laptop faster, enquiring about accomodation for some place, submitting photos for contests, etc, I'll use my gmail account.

So today, I sent an email to another email account using that gmail account, don't ask why. And guess what, when I received that email, it says there "From: Shandy Tan Sheng Di". FML.

Sometimes...

Sometimes...



Sometimes...



Sometimes...





"Sometimes...bored men are wise men," replied Shandy when asked why does he not find something better to do.

sigh

sigh. =P

Guide: How to join a full garena room without destroying your mouse

Alright, so you're at home on a Saturday night, with nothing to do, lifeless as usual, while your friends are all out dating or doing some fun stuff.

So you decide to go play a dota ladder on your own, cause being lifeless, a high rank in the ladder gives you that certain sense of satisfaction.

But alas, all the ladder rooms are full. And you got disconnected from the Room 08 that you were afking in, you will do the obvious, and try to rejoin the room. But...

15 minutes later...



After another 15 minutes...



Another 15 minutes later...



Before you slit your wrist or something, stop, I'm here to help. I used to be like you, but I managed to change my life. How ? I downloaded an autoclicker ! You can get one here! Simple.

Then what ? Elementary, change the settings to something like this:



And now, switch on garena, align the screen to something as shown below, press ctrl-alt-f3 and voila !



Now, go mix some milo, read a book, listen to some music. And hopefully within 45 minutes, you'll be in the room and ready to go !

WOU contest

Hmm I'm required to upload this photo here for this contest. So here.

Laugh.Cry.Puke.Whatever.



And thanks to WOU for organizing this fun contest =)

Window

From that little window, I see light, light coming from the outside world, a world much different from here.

"Give it up boy." ,says Zombie. "They only put that window there to watch us try. It'll be some entertainment for them, and they know no one will make it out. It's the way they do things."

Zombie's called zombie cause he's been here since, no one knows when, and though wrinkled and frail looking as he his, he won't be going away anytime soon.

Yea, those of us who come here, the only way out, is through death. The entrance ? No there is no entrance, we were all warped in here, food is warped in too. Why feed us ? Who knows. I don't. Do tell me if you know.

Two weeks ago, a window appeared up there on that solid piece of wall. You could sense the expectations in some people as they plotted escape in their own minds. But up till now, no one dared, no one knew how.

After another week, people were being obvious about reaching the window, some jumped, some tried climbing, anything and everything however ridiculous was tried. Forks stuck into the wall as foothold ? Everything that could be used was used, but anything that would've been useful just wasn't available.

Perhaps it was really a way out, but none of us could reach it, so it just remained there, for us to look up and hope.

End.

And then there was laughter, and cries of "epic fail !"


Cryptic words make the shallows think the shallow's deep.
-From the cryptic sayings of Shandy

NO ! DON'T SHOOT !

" What do you want ? I'm sure we can come to some agreement, just don't shoot ! "

" If you want to get him back alive, you better give me all your money. "

" Hah ! No way ! You can just go ahead and shoot him. I don't mind taking him back dead. You won't be getting my money ! "

" ._. "

" =P "


When one holds something close, it does not mean he holds it dear
- From the wise sayings of Shandy

The Cruel, The Notorious and The Stalker...

...went shooting.

We started from some place called Armenian Street and ended up in some train station in Butterworth. And it's been a long time since I actually wrote in my blog instead of just mass posting photos, but who care ? I know I don't. So here it goes again.

After ages of procrastinating, photos taken during CNY !

Click to enlarge the photos to do them justice ! Until I expand the size of the posting space.



Hmm this, it was a mistake zooming in on the little guy, I only thought of making this only after I saw the photos, and the result didn't turn out as I expected, but I'm posting it up anyway.



Peeping perhaps =P ? Not. It was a dining area beside that window.



Nice hat.




Nice hat.



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Not Rants

Look ! This blog has a new layout !

Can't say its nice though, Boss has a weird sense of humour, he thinks bats flying around the background are funny, I told him they're not but he just wouldn't listen, nothing I can do, he's Boss after all.

Now Boss is also a lazy guy, he thought that since he updated the layout (with lots of slaving from me, so most of it is considered my work anyway), there should be a new post to go with it, but no, he says he has better stuff to do than write nonsense, so he delegated the task to me ! Now now, delegate ?! Nice use of words when he's just overworking me, hey I'm some otherworldly apparition, not some horse or ox, one day I'm going to just walk out on him, some Boss he is, that day will come, yes it will...

So for now, I'll just write and post this to show how evil my Boss is.

Time to run ! Before Boss finds out what I've been doing !

Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education
Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:
You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.

Not very true, I don't view myself as friendly, honest and sweet at all. Those are not really the most appropriate adjectives to describe me :p and as for the rest, lazy to comment, why not you fellow readers do the comments for me. kthxbai.

HAI THAR GUISE !

Umm, messy blog is messy, not that anyone cares, but I'm messing around with templates and the html and the widgets stuff....