I Had A Dream

I came back to my room from a one hour morning lecture, set my alarm to 11:15am then collapsed on my bed. Then, the bizarre occurred...

11:15am, my alarm rang, I looked at the time, then pushed that all so satisfying snooze button and went back to sleep.

11:20am, alarm rang again, this time, through reflex I hit the snooze button again, and thought no more about it.

11:25am, alarm rang again, this time I decided it was about time I woke up, with great reluctance I hit the stop button. I sat up on my bed, closed my eyes, and thought that it wouldn't hurt to sleep a few more minutes, then went back to sleep.

At some unknown time, I knew that I had overslept, the line of thought that went through my mind in those few seconds were something like this:

"You should just continue to sleep, its just a one hour physics lecture anyway, read the notes by yourself, you won't get to learn much if you reach there late anyway."

"No, if you do that you would set a precedence to miss more lectures, and you would never find time to read through the notes, just go, wake up."

"Sigh, if only I hadn't pressed that stop button, things would've been much easier..."

And then I woke up. Grabbed my clock to have a look, 10:36am.

Was it a dream ? Did my half-conscious mind and deep regret just combined to present me a little glimpse of what I am capable of ? Did I just subconsciously unlocked my talents for time travelling ? Could this be the prelude to much bigger events that are about to come ?

A Short Message

Dear readers,

I regret deeply that, due to foreseen circumstances, I did not update my blog for quite some time. But just to let you know, I've been working on a draft of a story, too bad that would not be out for public scrutiny anytime soon, though I hope to get it done as soon as possible, don't expect much, my laziness has never failed me yet.

Now, I'm just posting this for the sake of posting something, but I sincerely hope you've enjoyed this short post, which is as usual, meaningless, yet full of thought.

Lastly, whatever you're doing, wherever you are, may good fortunes always be with you. And when you're feeling gloomy, do come and let this blog cheer you up =)

With love,
Shandy.

P/S: I write whatever I want. After all, this is my blog, you're not obligated to read it, kthxtata. Just felt like writing something. Kay really bye now. Bye.

Lied

Dear Readers,

If I told you I don't need you, I lied.
But if I told you I miss you, I lied too.

When I say I think I'm useless, I'm not lying.
When I say you have so many better qualities than me, I'm not lying too.

If I told you I'm just a cold blooded emotionless person. I lied.

But I'm never a good liar, when I lie, it's as if I'm telling you I never lie.
I'd say I like what I'm writing, but I'd be lying.
I'd say I think I used too many Is, and I wouldn't be lying.

And when I write here that I'm writing this because I have nothing better to do, I'd be damned if I say I did not lie.

And if I say I don't have a whole lot of tutorials to do. You know what.

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Edited:
"How you know ? Maybe he bluff you ?" - Collins Santha

Dum

You see, normally, when I send emails for official purposes, like chasing Dell to get me my laptop faster, enquiring about accomodation for some place, submitting photos for contests, etc, I'll use my gmail account.

So today, I sent an email to another email account using that gmail account, don't ask why. And guess what, when I received that email, it says there "From: Shandy Tan Sheng Di". FML.

Sometimes...

Sometimes...



Sometimes...



Sometimes...





"Sometimes...bored men are wise men," replied Shandy when asked why does he not find something better to do.

sigh

sigh. =P

Guide: How to join a full garena room without destroying your mouse

Alright, so you're at home on a Saturday night, with nothing to do, lifeless as usual, while your friends are all out dating or doing some fun stuff.

So you decide to go play a dota ladder on your own, cause being lifeless, a high rank in the ladder gives you that certain sense of satisfaction.

But alas, all the ladder rooms are full. And you got disconnected from the Room 08 that you were afking in, you will do the obvious, and try to rejoin the room. But...

15 minutes later...



After another 15 minutes...



Another 15 minutes later...



Before you slit your wrist or something, stop, I'm here to help. I used to be like you, but I managed to change my life. How ? I downloaded an autoclicker ! You can get one here! Simple.

Then what ? Elementary, change the settings to something like this:



And now, switch on garena, align the screen to something as shown below, press ctrl-alt-f3 and voila !



Now, go mix some milo, read a book, listen to some music. And hopefully within 45 minutes, you'll be in the room and ready to go !