Chronicles of a driving test

So, today I went for my driving test, and since there was a request for me to write something into my blog, I'll do just that.

Congrats to those who took the test and passed, quite a lot of you took the test today, although some of you in a different location, and to those who didn't pass or are taking it sometime later, good luck and all the best =D.

Since I've got nothing original to provide, I'll write a transcript of part of the conversation that happened between me and the invigilator during the first test.

After I got on to the car, and before I started driving, I struggled quite a little to put down the handbrake, mainly because I was not familiar with the handbrake and also because of my nervousness. And after a full minute of wrestling with that damned handbrake, I managed to put it down and move. And then the following conversation happened, with some boring parts taken off, and my thoughts in italics.

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Invigilator: Kau laki keh pompuan?

Me: ...?

Invigilator: Kau laki keh pompuan ? Handbrake pun tak boleh turun ?

Me: (He's insulting me ._.) ...

Invigilator: Laki keh pompuan ?

Me: *am tes* Lelaki !

Invigilator: Ya, macam ni la !

Me: ...

Sometime later...

Invigilator: Kau dah kahwin tak ?

Me: Huh ?

Invigilator: Kau dah kahwin tak ?

Me: *stares at him* Huh ?

Invigilator: Kahwin ah kahwin...

Me: Ermm, tak...

Invigilator: Kamu umur brapa ? *checks my IC* hmm tahun 1990...

Me: Tujuh belas...

Invigilator: Umur tujuh belas dah boleh kahwin kau tau tak ? Ada orang umur tujuh belas dah kahwin.

Me: Err...*nods heads*

Invigilator: Kau ada chah bor tak ?

Me: (wtf ?!) Takda...

Invigilator: Takda ah ? Betul takda ?

Me: =.= Takda.

Invigilator: Mau saya kenalkan chah bor bagi kau tak ?

Me: (wtf is wrong with this guy ??!!) Tak mau.

Then, while reaching the driving school...

Invigilator: Tengok kau takut sangat saje, kenapa takut sangat ? Takkan saya nak makan kau ?

Me: ...

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Well, seems to me that being an invigilator for driving tests is a boring job or something, so those people get their entertainment for the day by messing with the poor candidates trying to pass their driving tests, people like me...

Dear readers of this blog (if there are any at all), do please give your thoughts and comments on what I wrote, I'm bored.

First Post !!!11one!11!

Finally, I've decided to start typing for this blog, I've been putting this off for a long time. I had a few great ideas on what to type, but sadly, due to the procrastination I have been doing, I don't remember any of them. Oh well, now, I'm typing this on impulse, and I have no idea what I should type at all. Lets see, most people type about their thoughts, their life or post humorous stuff on their blogs, so why not I try doing all 3 today ? All in one post, with 3-in-1 goodness...


Topic One: Thoughts

You might not be wondering why I started this post, but I'll still type it out here, whether you like it or not, the only reason for that being I can't think of anything else to type about under this topic.

So, I'll start typing out generic reasons for starting this blog now. I started this blog to practice writing, and to just write out whatever nonsense that creeps into my mind so I can sleep in peace at night. A few months ago, I came to realize that my English sucks, my writing sucks, and I can't write to save my life. So here I am, a few months later, trying to do something to remedy that problem of mine. For the other reason, well, sometimes I get thoughts like "Why is the earth a sphere ? Why is it not a disc instead ?" when I try to sleep, now this blog can be a place for me to type crap like that when they come into my mind.

Hmm, topic one done, and I don't like what I typed, its a failure, but there is no point in brooding over a failure, is there ? Therefore, on to the next topic !


Topic Two: Life

Since today is not over yet, I shall write about what I did yesterday !

Yesterday, I woke up around 10 o'clock, washed up, ate breakfast, then sat in front of the pc, after that I went for lunch, when I came back, I sat in front of the pc again until dinnertime, which is when I went to get dinner, after dinner I sat in front of the pc again, and then about 12 o'clock I went to sleep. Basically, what I did yesterday can be summarized into a flow chart like this:

Alright, that was sad, I don't want to think about this anymore, another miserable failure on the list. Next.


Topic Three: Humor

Now now, being the dull person that I am, you can't possibly expect me to think and write something humorous right ? And they say that plagiarism saves time...

So after countless seconds on Youtube, I found a funny video, enjoy. But before you start watching, the F word is used A LOT in this video, so be careful, in case your parents are around or something...