Dum

You see, normally, when I send emails for official purposes, like chasing Dell to get me my laptop faster, enquiring about accomodation for some place, submitting photos for contests, etc, I'll use my gmail account.

So today, I sent an email to another email account using that gmail account, don't ask why. And guess what, when I received that email, it says there "From: Shandy Tan Sheng Di". FML.

Sometimes...

Sometimes...



Sometimes...



Sometimes...





"Sometimes...bored men are wise men," replied Shandy when asked why does he not find something better to do.

sigh

sigh. =P

Guide: How to join a full garena room without destroying your mouse

Alright, so you're at home on a Saturday night, with nothing to do, lifeless as usual, while your friends are all out dating or doing some fun stuff.

So you decide to go play a dota ladder on your own, cause being lifeless, a high rank in the ladder gives you that certain sense of satisfaction.

But alas, all the ladder rooms are full. And you got disconnected from the Room 08 that you were afking in, you will do the obvious, and try to rejoin the room. But...

15 minutes later...



After another 15 minutes...



Another 15 minutes later...



Before you slit your wrist or something, stop, I'm here to help. I used to be like you, but I managed to change my life. How ? I downloaded an autoclicker ! You can get one here! Simple.

Then what ? Elementary, change the settings to something like this:



And now, switch on garena, align the screen to something as shown below, press ctrl-alt-f3 and voila !



Now, go mix some milo, read a book, listen to some music. And hopefully within 45 minutes, you'll be in the room and ready to go !

WOU contest

Hmm I'm required to upload this photo here for this contest. So here.

Laugh.Cry.Puke.Whatever.



And thanks to WOU for organizing this fun contest =)

Window

From that little window, I see light, light coming from the outside world, a world much different from here.

"Give it up boy." ,says Zombie. "They only put that window there to watch us try. It'll be some entertainment for them, and they know no one will make it out. It's the way they do things."

Zombie's called zombie cause he's been here since, no one knows when, and though wrinkled and frail looking as he his, he won't be going away anytime soon.

Yea, those of us who come here, the only way out, is through death. The entrance ? No there is no entrance, we were all warped in here, food is warped in too. Why feed us ? Who knows. I don't. Do tell me if you know.

Two weeks ago, a window appeared up there on that solid piece of wall. You could sense the expectations in some people as they plotted escape in their own minds. But up till now, no one dared, no one knew how.

After another week, people were being obvious about reaching the window, some jumped, some tried climbing, anything and everything however ridiculous was tried. Forks stuck into the wall as foothold ? Everything that could be used was used, but anything that would've been useful just wasn't available.

Perhaps it was really a way out, but none of us could reach it, so it just remained there, for us to look up and hope.

End.

And then there was laughter, and cries of "epic fail !"


Cryptic words make the shallows think the shallow's deep.
-From the cryptic sayings of Shandy

NO ! DON'T SHOOT !

" What do you want ? I'm sure we can come to some agreement, just don't shoot ! "

" If you want to get him back alive, you better give me all your money. "

" Hah ! No way ! You can just go ahead and shoot him. I don't mind taking him back dead. You won't be getting my money ! "

" ._. "

" =P "


When one holds something close, it does not mean he holds it dear
- From the wise sayings of Shandy