Random Square

2010-12-05T03:55:00.002+08:00

My last post was in what, February. But it feels like its been forever since I last posted anything here, yet nothing seems to have changed. I am unable to see what lies ahead, I have no idea where I want to go, so I wander...

And then I reach somewhere, I don't know where, but it doesn't matter, I continue moving. Every location is an intersection of infinite paths, the signboards are of no use when you have no destination.

Why am I rambling ? Heck, I don't know. If you want to know what my favourite phrase is, I can tell you for sure that its 'I don't know'. Come on, you have to agree that it is a great phrase, you can use it to answer anything, and no one can say that its wrong. "Describe the function of the opamp circuit shown below - I don't know", "Yo, where you want to go for dinner bro ? - I don't know", "What's the point of life ? - I don't know". See, if you think about it, it can even be used as a guiding principle of your life.

So actually, I just finished my exams. As usual, post-exam blues are starting to get to me. Ah, there, I finally said it, it took me three paragraphs before I finally figured out why I started typing this. Yes, its to tell the whole world that I'm depressed, I feel so much better now. I could probably get some sleep done now.

Why is life so depressing ? I don't know. Don't ask me.

Beware.

2010-02-28T20:48:00.003+08:00

I don't remember writing those. Honest. Really. Alright you got me, but I was bored ._.

Reminiscence #1

2010-02-24T16:38:00.003+08:00

So, when we first got into standard one, there was this subject called seni right ? We had to make art, draw stuff. In kindergarten, the only art I had to do was probably colouring, now that I had to draw, and draw according to a given subject, the task was overwhelming for me. The only sensible thing to do in this case was to find help, so I went to my dad for help.Then my dad taught me how to draw stick figures. My art teacher was not amused. After that, I stopped doing those art homework. Come to think of it, that teacher lacked artistic vision, look at how popular those stick figure flash animations and gifs are these days.

That was just the beginning, when I reached standard two, art teachers expected their homework to be done. The horror. But those are stories for another day...

Personality Quiz Time !

2010-01-24T02:25:00.003+08:00

People love these. Now, here are some interesting ones, and my results ! Behold !

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	High
Schizoid Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Disorder:	High
Antisocial Disorder:	Low
Borderline Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Disorder:	High
Narcissistic Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:	Very High
Dependent Disorder:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders --

So, I'm not antisocial or anything, just very socially awkward and very highly avoidant, with some tinge of paranoia. And before I go seek out a friendly neighbourhood psychiatrist, another interesting quiz..

Shengs took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

""Longs for tenderness and for a feeling of accepta..."

Click here to read the rest of the results.

Seems like I'm running out of creative juice these days, can't write anything decent, can't shoot anything decent...

This post was brought to you by Shandy, now with added incompetency and mediocrity. Best served chilled.

I Had A Dream

2009-10-26T18:29:00.002+08:00

I came back to my room from a one hour morning lecture, set my alarm to 11:15am then collapsed on my bed. Then, the bizarre occurred...

11:15am, my alarm rang, I looked at the time, then pushed that all so satisfying snooze button and went back to sleep.

11:20am, alarm rang again, this time, through reflex I hit the snooze button again, and thought no more about it.

11:25am, alarm rang again, this time I decided it was about time I woke up, with great reluctance I hit the stop button. I sat up on my bed, closed my eyes, and thought that it wouldn't hurt to sleep a few more minutes, then went back to sleep.

At some unknown time, I knew that I had overslept, the line of thought that went through my mind in those few seconds were something like this:

"You should just continue to sleep, its just a one hour physics lecture anyway, read the notes by yourself, you won't get to learn much if you reach there late anyway."

"No, if you do that you would set a precedence to miss more lectures, and you would never find time to read through the notes, just go, wake up."

"Sigh, if only I hadn't pressed that stop button, things would've been much easier..."

And then I woke up. Grabbed my clock to have a look, 10:36am.

Was it a dream ? Did my half-conscious mind and deep regret just combined to present me a little glimpse of what I am capable of ? Did I just subconsciously unlocked my talents for time travelling ? Could this be the prelude to much bigger events that are about to come ?

A Short Message

2009-10-18T12:59:00.004+08:00

Dear readers,

I regret deeply that, due to foreseen circumstances, I did not update my blog for quite some time. But just to let you know, I've been working on a draft of a story, too bad that would not be out for public scrutiny anytime soon, though I hope to get it done as soon as possible, don't expect much, my laziness has never failed me yet.

Now, I'm just posting this for the sake of posting something, but I sincerely hope you've enjoyed this short post, which is as usual, meaningless, yet full of thought.

Lastly, whatever you're doing, wherever you are, may good fortunes always be with you. And when you're feeling gloomy, do come and let this blog cheer you up =)

With love,
Shandy.

P/S: I write whatever I want. After all, this is my blog, you're not obligated to read it, kthxtata. Just felt like writing something. Kay really bye now. Bye.

Lied

2009-08-31T18:44:00.009+08:00

Dear Readers,

If I told you I don't need you, I lied.
But if I told you I miss you, I lied too.

When I say I think I'm useless, I'm not lying.
When I say you have so many better qualities than me, I'm not lying too.

If I told you I'm just a cold blooded emotionless person. I lied.

But I'm never a good liar, when I lie, it's as if I'm telling you I never lie.
I'd say I like what I'm writing, but I'd be lying.
I'd say I think I used too many Is, and I wouldn't be lying.

And when I write here that I'm writing this because I have nothing better to do, I'd be damned if I say I did not lie.

And if I say I don't have a whole lot of tutorials to do. You know what.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Edited:
"How you know ? Maybe he bluff you ?" - Collins Santha

Dum

2009-08-06T22:16:00.002+08:00

You see, normally, when I send emails for official purposes, like chasing Dell to get me my laptop faster, enquiring about accomodation for some place, submitting photos for contests, etc, I'll use my gmail account.

So today, I sent an email to another email account using that gmail account, don't ask why. And guess what, when I received that email, it says there "From: Shandy Tan Sheng Di". FML.

Sometimes...

2009-07-23T15:01:00.006+08:00

Sometimes...

Sometimes...

Sometimes...

"Sometimes...bored men are wise men," replied Shandy when asked why does he not find something better to do.

sigh

2009-07-17T18:14:00.004+08:00

sigh. =P

Guide: How to join a full garena room without destroying your mouse

2009-06-13T13:14:00.001+08:00

Alright, so you're at home on a Saturday night, with nothing to do, lifeless as usual, while your friends are all out dating or doing some fun stuff.

So you decide to go play a dota ladder on your own, cause being lifeless, a high rank in the ladder gives you that certain sense of satisfaction.

But alas, all the ladder rooms are full. And you got disconnected from the Room 08 that you were afking in, you will do the obvious, and try to rejoin the room. But...

15 minutes later...

After another 15 minutes...

Another 15 minutes later...

Before you slit your wrist or something, stop, I'm here to help. I used to be like you, but I managed to change my life. How ? I downloaded an autoclicker ! You can get one here! Simple.

Then what ? Elementary, change the settings to something like this:

And now, switch on garena, align the screen to something as shown below, press ctrl-alt-f3 and voila !

Now, go mix some milo, read a book, listen to some music. And hopefully within 45 minutes, you'll be in the room and ready to go !

WOU contest

2009-04-13T15:43:00.004+08:00

Hmm I'm required to upload this photo here for this contest. So here.

Laugh.Cry.Puke.Whatever.

And thanks to WOU for organizing this fun contest =)

Window

2009-04-05T15:38:00.004+08:00

From that little window, I see light, light coming from the outside world, a world much different from here.

"Give it up boy." ,says Zombie. "They only put that window there to watch us try. It'll be some entertainment for them, and they know no one will make it out. It's the way they do things."

Zombie's called zombie cause he's been here since, no one knows when, and though wrinkled and frail looking as he his, he won't be going away anytime soon.

Yea, those of us who come here, the only way out, is through death. The entrance ? No there is no entrance, we were all warped in here, food is warped in too. Why feed us ? Who knows. I don't. Do tell me if you know.

Two weeks ago, a window appeared up there on that solid piece of wall. You could sense the expectations in some people as they plotted escape in their own minds. But up till now, no one dared, no one knew how.

After another week, people were being obvious about reaching the window, some jumped, some tried climbing, anything and everything however ridiculous was tried. Forks stuck into the wall as foothold ? Everything that could be used was used, but anything that would've been useful just wasn't available.

Perhaps it was really a way out, but none of us could reach it, so it just remained there, for us to look up and hope.

End.

And then there was laughter, and cries of "epic fail !"

Cryptic words make the shallows think the shallow's deep.
-From the cryptic sayings of Shandy

NO ! DON'T SHOOT !

2009-04-02T18:08:00.006+08:00

" What do you want ? I'm sure we can come to some agreement, just don't shoot ! "

" If you want to get him back alive, you better give me all your money. "

" Hah ! No way ! You can just go ahead and shoot him. I don't mind taking him back dead. You won't be getting my money ! "

" ._. "

" =P "

When one holds something close, it does not mean he holds it dear
- From the wise sayings of Shandy

The Cruel, The Notorious and The Stalker...

2009-03-10T14:06:00.005+08:00

...went shooting.

We started from some place called Armenian Street and ended up in some train station in Butterworth. And it's been a long time since I actually wrote in my blog instead of just mass posting photos, but who care ? I know I don't. So here it goes again.

After ages of procrastinating, photos taken during CNY !

2009-02-15T00:38:00.004+08:00

Click to enlarge the photos to do them justice ! Until I expand the size of the posting space.

Hmm this, it was a mistake zooming in on the little guy, I only thought of making this only after I saw the photos, and the result didn't turn out as I expected, but I'm posting it up anyway.

Peeping perhaps =P ? Not. It was a dining area beside that window.

Nice hat.

Nice hat.

No comment.

Not Rants

2009-02-13T19:22:00.004+08:00

Look ! This blog has a new layout !

Can't say its nice though, Boss has a weird sense of humour, he thinks bats flying around the background are funny, I told him they're not but he just wouldn't listen, nothing I can do, he's Boss after all.

Now Boss is also a lazy guy, he thought that since he updated the layout (with lots of slaving from me, so most of it is considered my work anyway), there should be a new post to go with it, but no, he says he has better stuff to do than write nonsense, so he delegated the task to me ! Now now, delegate ?! Nice use of words when he's just overworking me, hey I'm some otherworldly apparition, not some horse or ox, one day I'm going to just walk out on him, some Boss he is, that day will come, yes it will...

So for now, I'll just write and post this to show how evil my Boss is.

Time to run ! Before Boss finds out what I've been doing !

2009-01-30T22:00:00.003+08:00

Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education
Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:
You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.

Not very true, I don't view myself as friendly, honest and sweet at all. Those are not really the most appropriate adjectives to describe me :p and as for the rest, lazy to comment, why not you fellow readers do the comments for me. kthxbai.

HAI THAR GUISE !

2009-01-07T19:44:00.002+08:00

Umm, messy blog is messy, not that anyone cares, but I'm messing around with templates and the html and the widgets stuff....

A Story

2008-12-20T23:48:00.004+08:00

Greetings

2008-12-18T18:25:00.003+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, behold ! Today, at this moment, you are about to witness something extraordinary, so extraordinary that green men, blue men, men that fly, pigs that fly, seem ordinary.

Its......its.....is it a bird ? Is it a plane ? No, its superman ! No, wrong again, its a Blogpost, a Blogpost by Shandy the Chilled, Defender of Laziness, Protector of Boredom, Knight of Procrastination, Author of Nonsense !

Thats all folks...(and the curtains were drawn, the show ended)

Oh by the way, I'll be posting photos up soon, on this blog probably, and make this blog alive again ! But this blog layout sucks, and I cant bring myself to make even a new banner, what more a new layout, so just bear with the sucky layout. Thank you for your patience.

Untitled

2008-10-20T00:47:00.006+08:00

XX October 20XX
12:54am

Its a dark humid night, occasional cries from drops of water clashing with other surfaces could still be heard. Once in a while there would also be pitiful cries that sound like they come from some small animal, a dog perhaps ? Or could it be a cat ? Cries that sound to me like cries of agony, lamenting the cruelty of the world around them, the world of humans, a world detached from the natural wild, a world where food and shelter do not come easy, a world where they have been abandoned. But I ignore those cries, what could I possibly do ? Call me cruel, but you would have done the same.

The only visible electromagnetic radiation of wavelength 380–750 nm around me comes from the screen in front of me, and from the street light in that back alley my room oversees. No. I don't live in an underground basement. Although it wouldn't be much of a surprise if I actually did.

It is in this room that I watch, the coming and going of people. That old lady and her friends, long past their primes, but still playing a meaningful role in society, caring for their families with love, out marketing so that they can have lunch and dinner prepared to satiate their sons or daughters or in-laws or grandchildren with the most nutritious, mouth watering dishes. Probably.

And I watch the little children, trotting to follow their parents or grandparents, some would be unhappy, being lectured by their elders, some delighted by chance to experience through their senses what they do not get to experience in their homes, the beauty of the world. Ah, those blissful children who now only see the good side of things, enjoy this moment, for there will be a time where you grow up. And grown up see things rather differently...

And the cooks, the Indonesian who does the cleaning and washing of dishes, the family who owns the sundry shop, the lorry drivers, the laborers carrying gas tanks up and down the lorries, the office workers...All getting on with their jobs. They sing, they hum to the melodies of the music from the radio, or music from my computer speakers. They joke with each other and laugh manically. They contribute to society, they lead meaningful lives. But the world spins on, and how would they be remembered as ?

Why did I type all that you wonder...I wonder too...

The rain is falling again, I'll retreat into my dreams for now. I can only pray that the world is still around when I wake up, and that I can do many many questions of maths, and for me to have the resolve to fight the evil which is dota.

~One Bored Anonymous~
But-You-Know-Who

Huahuahuahuahua

2008-08-11T22:36:00.004+08:00

Now that this blog has been made private, I'm free to rant as much as I want here, write to my hearts content, and no one would be able to access this, except me, unless of course they hack this site or got hold of my password or something, but thats another matter.

Back to the point, yes, I can write and write whatever I want, there is completely no need for me to care what others think, no need to bother what others would think about what I right, isn't this fun Sheng Di ?

Sheng Di: Sure is fun, as fun as slaughtering bunnies =D
Sheng Di: Eww, thats not fun at all, how could that ever be fun ? You're evil and demented..
Sheng Di: Aww, is was just some random thought, I've never slaughtered bunnies before, I wouldn't know how fun doing that is, but I wonder..tee hee hee =D
Sheng Di: Hey this is a blog, people don't type nonsense like that in this blog.
Sheng Di: Ah but this is a private blog that you and I only have access to, there is no one here to read this, then think how stupid this is, then comment about how stupid this is...I mean no one else besides us here...teeheehee... =D
Sheng Di: We really should be typing something else..
Sheng Di: Like what ?
Sheng Di: I know I know ! Lets copy pasta some random quotes here =D It would be great fun !
Sheng Di: Weeeeee, sure lets do it =DD !

Dum dee dum dee dum ~ la la la ~

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes."

"I am not a happy man, Ender. Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf. Survival first, then happiness as we can manage it. So, Ender, I hope you do not bore me during your training with complaints that you are not having fun. Take what pleasure you can in the interstices of your work, but your work is first, learning is first, winning is everything because without it there is nothing. When you can give me back my dead wife, Ender, then you can complain to me about what this education costs you."

-Mazer Rackham

-"In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think it's impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them-"
-"You beat them."
- Ender and Valentine

"Human beings didn't evolve brains in order to lie around on lakes. Killing's the first thing we learned. And a good thing we did, or we'd be dead, and the tigers would own the earth."
- Valentine to Ender

("Ender's Game")

Du du du ~ du dee ~

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
-Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.

"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."

"Mood? What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises — no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."

("Dune")

Da ta ra ta ta ta ~

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

"Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end."

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." -Foundation series

"Intelligence is an extremely subtle concept. It's a kind of understanding that flourishes if it's combined with a good memory, but exists anyway even in the absence of good memory. It's the ability to draw consequences from causes, to make correct inferences, to foresee what might be the result, to work out logical problems, to be reasonable, rational, to have the ability to understand the solution from perhaps insufficient information. You know when a person is intelligent, but you can be easily fooled if you are not yourself intelligent."

"[The dignity of the human species] will be completely destroyed [if the population growth continues at its present rate]. I use what I call the bathroom metaphor: if two people live in an apartment and there are two bathrooms, then both have freedom of the bathroom. You can go to the bathroom anytime you want to stay as long as you like for whatever you need. But if you have twenty people in the apartment and two bathrooms, no matter how much every person believes in freedom of the bathroom, there is no such thing. You have to set up times for each person; you have to bang on the door, “Aren’t you done yet?” In the same way, democracy cannot survive overpopulation. Human dignity cannot survive. Convenience and decency can’t survive. As you put more and more people onto the world, the value of life not only declines, it disappears. It doesn’t matter if someone dies, the more people there are, the less one person matters."

"Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers."

-Isaac Asimov

La la la ~

"I've seen excitement, and I've seen boredom. And boredom was best."

"Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying."

"The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."

"Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead."

"Scientists have calculated that the chance of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten."

"Do unto others before they do unto you."

(Discworld series)

copy pasta COMPLETE =D MUahahahahaha

"What's the deal ? With my brain ? Why am I so obviously insane ?"
-lyrics from Weezer - Perfect Situation

=DDD

2008-04-12T12:11:00.002+08:00

91 words

Speed test

Aha, my third try. I got 81 and 82 words for my first and second try respectively, must've gotten shorter words for the third try or something, cause the number of characters typed is the same, and I only got a score of 371...

Lost Time

2008-04-05T20:56:00.005+08:00

I thought I could study if I choose not to play DotA, but real life isn't that easy. So, instead of gaming, I wasted my day doing other pointless stuff, like making this stupid picture.

Sigh, what should I do...Someone save me please...

Meaningless and Pointless

2008-04-04T22:56:00.000+08:00

I'm bored, bored and bored. And this post is written just because of that. This random meaningless pointless post is here because I feel like it. But it really is quite hard to type a nicely done post filled with meaningless pointless yet comprehensible words, some people have the capability to do it, but definitely not me, after all, I'm just an average person, maybe even slightly below average.

But then again, I don't really care, it doesn't matter anyway, life can still be enjoyed by below average people. Hmm, this post is getting more and more messed up, it kind of reveals the state my mind is in now. I'm just randomly typing stuff into here, whatever that comes into my mind, I type out.

Sigh, I used to believe that there's always the chance of supernatural things happening to me, even though deep down I know that no such thing will happen.For example, I thought there is always a chance that I would be drag into an intergalactic space battle, and play a crucial role in helping the good guys win, or there could be a chance that the drawer on my desk is actually a time machine, then I would go on fun adventures through time, together with some blue robot.

After 17 years, I'm somewhat convinced that fantasy will remain just as that, fantasy. Why, you ask me ? Because I've been through 17 years of ordinary life, no physics defying phenomena has ever occurred around me, or least I have not noticed any around me. Life goes on as usual, time flies past as usual, and I continue my monotonous life as usual. And my wishful thinking remains as wishful thinking, first of all, it is only the media: books, movies and games that creates the thought that something like this has a chance of happening, and the odds of anything resembling a science fiction or fantasy story happening to me is so low its impossible, and even if it does occur, I wouldn't have the skill or ability or luck of the main characters in those stories to survive, those people survive because their authors make them do so, if only I had an author...

4 paragraphs of meaningless pointless yet comprehensible sentences, I'm starting to feel proud of myself, and I feel motivated. I shall write more ! Coming up next....I can't think of anything for now, give me a few minutes to gain some inspiration.

I shall now discuss about the empty, hopeless, depressed and lonely feeling people sometimes experience, like what I'm experiencing now. Some people call it feeling lonely, some call it feeling emo, and some call it feeling depressed, but seems to me that they are all one and the same. It strikes without warning, without reason, at least for me. And some people are very prone to it, some are more resistant towards it, whereas some are somewhat immune towards it.

Argh what the hell I just wasted all that time typing all that crap. To anyone who actually read what I typed, I'm impressed, reading all that must've been agonizing. Thank you and goodbye !

Photographs

2008-03-16T21:05:00.000+08:00

Yea, another update at last, but this post is going to be a short one. I originally intended to write a long boring monologue about my inner thoughts, seems like I won't be doing that anytime soon, for a couple of reasons, the main one being that I'm too lazy to do something like that.

I took my dad's camera out to play around with it a little today, snapped quite a few pictures, most of the pictures I took aren't nice at all, therefore I'll only be posting 3 photos out today.

Serious handshake there, I used shutter priority and set shutter speed to 2s, proper use of shutter priority is somewhat explained here.

Flower from my garden

Aliens invading the road in front of my house !! Well, I got bored and decided to play with photoshop instead =P

Chronicles of a driving test

2008-02-21T19:17:00.000+08:00

So, today I went for my driving test, and since there was a request for me to write something into my blog, I'll do just that.

Congrats to those who took the test and passed, quite a lot of you took the test today, although some of you in a different location, and to those who didn't pass or are taking it sometime later, good luck and all the best =D.

Since I've got nothing original to provide, I'll write a transcript of part of the conversation that happened between me and the invigilator during the first test.

After I got on to the car, and before I started driving, I struggled quite a little to put down the handbrake, mainly because I was not familiar with the handbrake and also because of my nervousness. And after a full minute of wrestling with that damned handbrake, I managed to put it down and move. And then the following conversation happened, with some boring parts taken off, and my thoughts in italics.

_________________________________________________________________

Invigilator: Kau laki keh pompuan?

Me: ...?

Invigilator: Kau laki keh pompuan ? Handbrake pun tak boleh turun ?

Me: (He's insulting me ._.) ...

Invigilator: Laki keh pompuan ?

Me: *am tes* Lelaki !

Invigilator: Ya, macam ni la !

Me: ...

Sometime later...

Invigilator: Kau dah kahwin tak ?

Me: Huh ?

Invigilator: Kau dah kahwin tak ?

Me: *stares at him* Huh ?

Invigilator: Kahwin ah kahwin...

Me: Ermm, tak...

Invigilator: Kamu umur brapa ? *checks my IC* hmm tahun 1990...

Me: Tujuh belas...

Invigilator: Umur tujuh belas dah boleh kahwin kau tau tak ? Ada orang umur tujuh belas dah kahwin.

Me: Err...*nods heads*

Invigilator: Kau ada chah bor tak ?

Me: (wtf ?!) Takda...

Invigilator: Takda ah ? Betul takda ?

Me: =.= Takda.

Invigilator: Mau saya kenalkan chah bor bagi kau tak ?

Me: (wtf is wrong with this guy ??!!) Tak mau.

Then, while reaching the driving school...

Invigilator: Tengok kau takut sangat saje, kenapa takut sangat ? Takkan saya nak makan kau ?

Me: ...

_________________________________________________________________

Well, seems to me that being an invigilator for driving tests is a boring job or something, so those people get their entertainment for the day by messing with the poor candidates trying to pass their driving tests, people like me...

Dear readers of this blog (if there are any at all), do please give your thoughts and comments on what I wrote, I'm bored.

First Post !!!11one!11!

2008-02-13T11:58:00.000+08:00

Finally, I've decided to start typing for this blog, I've been putting this off for a long time. I had a few great ideas on what to type, but sadly, due to the procrastination I have been doing, I don't remember any of them. Oh well, now, I'm typing this on impulse, and I have no idea what I should type at all. Lets see, most people type about their thoughts, their life or post humorous stuff on their blogs, so why not I try doing all 3 today ? All in one post, with 3-in-1 goodness...

Topic One: Thoughts

You might not be wondering why I started this post, but I'll still type it out here, whether you like it or not, the only reason for that being I can't think of anything else to type about under this topic.

So, I'll start typing out generic reasons for starting this blog now. I started this blog to practice writing, and to just write out whatever nonsense that creeps into my mind so I can sleep in peace at night. A few months ago, I came to realize that my English sucks, my writing sucks, and I can't write to save my life. So here I am, a few months later, trying to do something to remedy that problem of mine. For the other reason, well, sometimes I get thoughts like "Why is the earth a sphere ? Why is it not a disc instead ?" when I try to sleep, now this blog can be a place for me to type crap like that when they come into my mind.

Hmm, topic one done, and I don't like what I typed, its a failure, but there is no point in brooding over a failure, is there ? Therefore, on to the next topic !

Topic Two: Life

Since today is not over yet, I shall write about what I did yesterday !

Yesterday, I woke up around 10 o'clock, washed up, ate breakfast, then sat in front of the pc, after that I went for lunch, when I came back, I sat in front of the pc again until dinnertime, which is when I went to get dinner, after dinner I sat in front of the pc again, and then about 12 o'clock I went to sleep. Basically, what I did yesterday can be summarized into a flow chart like this:

Alright, that was sad, I don't want to think about this anymore, another miserable failure on the list. Next.

Topic Three: Humor

Now now, being the dull person that I am, you can't possibly expect me to think and write something humorous right ? And they say that plagiarism saves time...

So after countless seconds on Youtube, I found a funny video, enjoy. But before you start watching, the F word is used A LOT in this video, so be careful, in case your parents are around or something...